May 2012
annawintour:
that’s not my name - the ting tings ft. lunchbag rodriguez
That’s alright that’s okay
You’re gonna pump my gas someday
baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
I only make eye contact with cats and pillow pets.
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
vocaroo:
the end
is near
say it dont spray it
i want the news not the weather
When the pimples in the crib ma
Pop it like its hot
Pop it like its hot
Pop it like its hot